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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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