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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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