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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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