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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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