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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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