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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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