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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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