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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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