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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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