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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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