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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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