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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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