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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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