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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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