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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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