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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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