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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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