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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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