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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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