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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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