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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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