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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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