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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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