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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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