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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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