Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.