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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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