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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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