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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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