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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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