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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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