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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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