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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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