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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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