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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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