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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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