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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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