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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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