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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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