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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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