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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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