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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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