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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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