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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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