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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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