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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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