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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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