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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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