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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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