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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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