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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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