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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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