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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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