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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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