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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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