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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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