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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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