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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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